July Dinner

Yo PW,

Relax. I didn't say i hate what i'm doing. In fact, i do love the industry/occupation. Just that everyone who's a consultant does get that what we do is pretty lame.. :D.. It's a joke, so relax! You don't find it funny? But frankly, that's what consultants do! :P

Anyways, i'll be back in JB 19th July - 20th July. I suggest we do a dinner on 19th (Saturday)? Is everyone free? Where should we eat? What should we do? :)

hmm...work...

i finally have internet access now...anyway i am leaving on 6th aug at an unearthly hour...hehe...lets meet up for dinner in july so that u all can work out a trip to come over US to look for me :)can stay for free at my apartment.

sookfen y u sound so unhappy with your work??work is like that de lah...i think 99% of ppl dun like wat they doing...i read once the most happy ppl are working as 1)make up artist 2)hairdresser 3)waitressing....so juz make do with the job loh...and think abt the pay day :)

How my life is.. :D

PROSTITUTE OR CONSULTANT?

• You work very odd hours.
• You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
• You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
• You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
• You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
• You are not proud of what you do.
• Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
• It's difficult to have a family.
• You have no job satisfaction.
• If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
• You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
• People ask you what you do and you can't explain it.
• Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend).
• Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other professionals.
• Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
• Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
• Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
• Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
• You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
• When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday A.M. to Friday P.M.).
• You are rated on your performance in an excruciating ordeal.
• Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
• The client always thinks your cut of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
• When you deduct your take from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
• Everyday you wake up and tell yourself you're not going to be doing this stuff for the rest of your life.

celebration?

That is a good idea. I will treat her... to bubble tea... =P

Kk jk la hor...

But now getting kinda busy in the office. Got a few operations suddenly converging on the same deadline so i might not be free for Late July. So preferably in the first or second week of July can?

When will u be coming back to jb, sookie? If possible, can organize the party in SG instead of JB? Im beginning to understand wat a pain in the ass it is to travel back to jb for the weekend.

PW Celebration?

If i'm not wrong, PW is leaving for the U.S. sometime in early August right? Perhaps we should have a mini-party for her? :D

It's a wee bit early now, but planning should always start early :)

work is quite slack for now...

No internet access for my company laptop... so im SUPER FUCKING BORED in the office now. Help me!!

em pleH!!!!!!

If i see another Service Report paper, i think i'll puke Red Bull and die, curled up in a fetal position. I need INTERNET. Gimme my internet!!

264 downloads!?

oh my gawd. are we supposed to make 264 separate downloads?

ain't there like a more time efficient way to do this? or am i missing out something?